Hustlemania… you mad, Scooby?

ive never been a big fan of Xmas.. ive never been very patient.. i lived in the projects until i was 8, so there wasnt some imaginary fat dude sliding down the chimney that wasnt even in public housing units.. and furthermore, before my Mom thought she’dbreak the news to me one day- i NEVER believed in Santa Claus.. at all.. flying reindeer.. bwahahahahah.. yeah.. anyways, on this edition of my critically acclaimed, “Golly Im Gully” series, im gonna hit yall off with some of the gulliest Santa’s photoed.. i salute these dudes for not only being able to be some of the few individuals aside from skateboarders and roadies who look like total creeps, but could still secure a job.. but for these gully ass memories they’ve blessed families across the world with.. enjoy

ok.. lets be reality.. whos fukkin with this dude? got egg nog in his beard.. aint even touching that lil screaming rugrat.. and got the illest, “n!kka, take my picture” swag in the universe.. salute this man..

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